Twinkies

I heard today that Twinkies have a half-life of twelve years, this is disturbing, now don't get me wrong I love the Twinkie (although I prefer the Devil Dog) there great, but nobody wants to here the words Twinkie and half-life in the same phrase. It's not natural, wich is what most of the food we consume is-not natural. I would much rather wach TV and stuff my face with Twinkies then read about the Twinkie half-life while stuffing my face with Twinkies. The same goes with potato chips, french fries, chocolate (however recent studies show that chocolate can be good for the heart and taste buds), soda, and various other forms of junk. So if you're pushing healthy eating please push somewhere else beacouse I'm stuffing my face with a Philly chease steak!

(Authors note: I have no actuall clue what the Twinkie half-life is, Wikipedia says the 12 year thing is a myth, so go on stuff your face it's ok there really healthy and only have a shelf life of 25 days.)