Hello everybody still on the road, literally I am naked in the middle of the road and here's how it happened; I had decided to hit up a baseball game while in the try state area but after I had bought tickets I realized that oh no, I don't have a car! So I started walking it was a long walk and after I had gone 3 minuets I started hitchhiking, which was a bad idea. So I hitched a ride with a trucker but there were two problems with this; 1 he was going in the wrong direction and 2 he was a sadistic killer.
So there I was stuck to his seat (he covered it with Krazy Glue) he was revving up his chain saw and nobody was watching the road. I did what anybody would have done if they were me, took off all my cloths (because they were stuck to the glue which was stuck to the seat) opened the door and jumped to the grass right before the truck careened off a cliff and the Duel music started playing.
I pulled myself from the grassy roadside and began to hitch hike again but this time I was only in my under where. After a few minuets a cop picked me up and said he could take me to the baseball game. I rode with him for a few minuets before he got a message that a high-speed chase was going on in the area, so of course he had to join! We picked up the guys trail and fallowed for a long time. It was nothing but high speed TV style action the whole time! Then daister struck we hit a wet spot going around a turn and smashed into a parked car, my seat belt broke and I went right through the windshield! I was lucky because I was wearing a hat and this protected my head. Anyway the windshield did not stop me I rocketed through the air gaining speed I hardly knew what was happening before my head struck the wing of a low flying air plane (1 to 2 thousand feet) and I bounced back to earth landing on the pavement right out side the ball park!
Well I need to get some pants and a shirt before the game starts so good day everybody!
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