Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Comments from the road
Olah, (that's French for Hello I am traveling). So anyway I have been on the road for about two weeks now and everything has been going great! So far I have not been imprisoned for not removing my belt at airport security, knock wood. Well I am currently staying in America's #2 vacation spot New Jersey (second only to Florida), ha no I love New Jeresy from our syringe filled beaches to the gang warfare in Trenton, from the smog in Newark to the rattle of change at Trhump Tashma Hall! (I don't know how to spell it but you know what I mean). New Jersey is actually my second home (being the insider that I am I have homes all over the world). Well thanks for reading and enjoy the memories I will try to write again some time soon (if not I died at the beach)!
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Me
I am a columnist meaning I always were a jacket around the house and I always look nice and sometimes I smoke a pipe;
That at least seems to be the stereotype of all columnists weather they be, political (funny), humorous (funny), technology (intresting) or self-help (funny). I decided I was going to break this stereotype by taking a picture of myself dressed in pajamas and a button down plaid shirt with a mayonnaise stain (ewww) but then I realized two things; one I don't own a button down plaid shirt with a mayonnaise stain (ewww) and two I would rather play dress up.
That at least seems to be the stereotype of all columnists weather they be, political (funny), humorous (funny), technology (intresting) or self-help (funny). I decided I was going to break this stereotype by taking a picture of myself dressed in pajamas and a button down plaid shirt with a mayonnaise stain (ewww) but then I realized two things; one I don't own a button down plaid shirt with a mayonnaise stain (ewww) and two I would rather play dress up.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Public Service Announcement
I have been going on lots of trips recently; for instance this past weekend I went for a very relaxing over night (hence the reason I did not post) and I am going on a very nice long trip this coming week it's a big one. Be warned that while I am away I will not post much maybe about 2 or 3 times. Thanks for listing!
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
What I did today
It would be stupid to write about this because 97% of what I did today was think of what I was going to write in my blog... If I did write about that it would go like this; I woke up and thought, "what on Earth can I write today?" Then I had lunch and I was like "I could write about-no wait that would be lame".
So as you can tell once again I have a 100% genuine blog entry out of having nothing to write about! I think I am obsessed with the idea that you can fill a book with writing about not knowing what to write, thank you and good night!
So as you can tell once again I have a 100% genuine blog entry out of having nothing to write about! I think I am obsessed with the idea that you can fill a book with writing about not knowing what to write, thank you and good night!
Monday, July 03, 2006
Words of the Wise (July 1);Happy July
Sorry I'm late I missed Saturday, but we can just pretend that it's Saturday.
assuming it's Saturday;
Today is Canada day, so what did I do? I had a Canada, or something like it, I went to a parade. For those of you who don't know a parade is a massive jumble of color loud noise and people throwing candy at you. For your enjoyment I will try, to the best of my ability, to describe this thing called a parade.
It started by the Rent-a-Junk store, and headed down 6th (I don't memorize the names, it hurts my head). Taking the lead I think was like a big fire truck with the mayor or maybe George Powell, somebody famous. After that things got more colorful with The Senior's Olympic Games Bus, there was this lady sitting next to me who yelled with pride that her grandma could take out all them after she said it an elderly man stepped off the float and wresled her to the ground then casually walked back to the float. After the violence was over we were given a real treat; a Marching Band, who apparently used for there float the same decorator who does most maximum security prisons. When you think about it though they are a marching band not marching interior decorators, this however brings me to the next part of the great parade The Marching Interior Decorators who were quite nicely dressed. Next came the proud, well you know, Club, who's bus driver could not shut up really she kept blowing the horn like she was a New Yorker in a traffic jam.
After most of the real floats had passed we were subjected to the "this town supports every group" floats, Nobody Cares About Us, Computer Novice Annoumous, Nobody Cares About Us Did Not Even Care About Us and all the other groups nobody cares about, most people walked on to catch up with the Seniours Olimpic Games Bus or fell asleep. After the parade, the bars filled like children in a mud puddle (they were a hot comoty), and I think everybody got Monday off because they are still sleeping it off. (It may be the sound of the marching band or the drinks).
Well all in all it was a truly great Canada Day. Now I set my eyes ahead to the American holiday called the 4th of July, I am celebrating all holidays this year in honor of each country's unique struggle, and I like to party. But you know what they say, after Canada and the 4th, don't forget Bastille Day!
assuming it's Saturday;
Today is Canada day, so what did I do? I had a Canada, or something like it, I went to a parade. For those of you who don't know a parade is a massive jumble of color loud noise and people throwing candy at you. For your enjoyment I will try, to the best of my ability, to describe this thing called a parade.
It started by the Rent-a-Junk store, and headed down 6th (I don't memorize the names, it hurts my head). Taking the lead I think was like a big fire truck with the mayor or maybe George Powell, somebody famous. After that things got more colorful with The Senior's Olympic Games Bus, there was this lady sitting next to me who yelled with pride that her grandma could take out all them after she said it an elderly man stepped off the float and wresled her to the ground then casually walked back to the float. After the violence was over we were given a real treat; a Marching Band, who apparently used for there float the same decorator who does most maximum security prisons. When you think about it though they are a marching band not marching interior decorators, this however brings me to the next part of the great parade The Marching Interior Decorators who were quite nicely dressed. Next came the proud, well you know, Club, who's bus driver could not shut up really she kept blowing the horn like she was a New Yorker in a traffic jam.
After most of the real floats had passed we were subjected to the "this town supports every group" floats, Nobody Cares About Us, Computer Novice Annoumous, Nobody Cares About Us Did Not Even Care About Us and all the other groups nobody cares about, most people walked on to catch up with the Seniours Olimpic Games Bus or fell asleep. After the parade, the bars filled like children in a mud puddle (they were a hot comoty), and I think everybody got Monday off because they are still sleeping it off. (It may be the sound of the marching band or the drinks).
Well all in all it was a truly great Canada Day. Now I set my eyes ahead to the American holiday called the 4th of July, I am celebrating all holidays this year in honor of each country's unique struggle, and I like to party. But you know what they say, after Canada and the 4th, don't forget Bastille Day!
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