To the untrained eye, there is no good reason why I call myself "The Ultimate Insider" but to me their is; I know that I am not actually a cool guy who bloggs, I am actually a cool guy who bloggs who can also do flips and run up walls I'm sort of a ninja spy. Ultimate refers to my ninja status and Insider refers to my Spy status. The Insider also refers to the fact that nobody really knows what I do, yet I am always seen at parties with ridiculously famous icons, and I am always seeing movies like a year before they come out and I know about all major news stores about a week before they are seen in the papers*. I don't know when it is that I am doing all this 'inside' stuff, but I like to think it's what I do when I am asleep.
*Your grandkids won't know what that is.
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