The 6 Fingered man.

DISCLAIMER: Before I post I would like to clarify one thing; people only have 4 fingers per hand the thumb is not considered a finger. Today, however, I will be pretending that the thumb is a finger, so in today's entry when I say I have 5 fingers per hand please don't email me and lecture me on fingers.

For some odd reason every now I count my fingers and toes, I do this to make sure that I do indeed have five, I just want to make sure. If I counted one day and found out that I had six I would go count somebody eles's and make sure they too have six.
Think about it, it would be a major break through if somebody just one day out of the blue found out "Oh the human race has six fingers per hand not five!" That person would be famous he would be on talk shows and do radio interviews! Then he would write a book "How I Discovered that People Have a Sixth Finger!" it would of cores be a runaway bestseller and they would become rich, and that is why I want to be that person.

Now If I found that I was one of the only humans on Earth to have six fingers I would most likely join Barnum and Bailey's and become a dancer which of course is completely unrelated to me having six fingers but I would still be rich and famous.

So I guess the real reason I count my fingers every few months is because I want to be rich and famous, no I am not trying to make a major scientific break through I just want riches beyond my tamest dreams and fame lots of it!