Well it's 11 at night, exactly and I am sitting cramming for what was supposed to be a good blog entry, this is not the first time my mind has drawn a blank while looking at my computer screen. (My veteran readers will remember my "Cobras kill more people..." post.)
That's a funny expression "drawn a blank" because if you drew it, would it not be drawn on and thus NOT blank? That doesn't seem possible, but then again maybe we are all just actors in the movie of life and this planet is our Hollywood and things that aren't possible in 'real life' are always possible in Hollywood! But if this is not real live and just a movie, when is the end, when does the director yell cut at the end of the day and we go home? Maybe that's when we die, if so you would actually want long hours.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Not much
My words of the wise tend to be long, so I am not doing one today becouse I feel sick, nextweek though.
Friday, June 23, 2006
Leopard Screen Shots!!!
I just posted but I am so excited I had to post again.
If you are an Apple fan like myself you will be very happy to see these screen shots of Apples new version of their operateing system: OSX 10.5 Leopard, check em out here http://trinityrubicon.blogspot.com/2006/06/mac-os-x-105-leopard-screenshots.html
Chances are that they are faked nobody else has them that I know of but it still looks cool.
If you are an Apple fan like myself you will be very happy to see these screen shots of Apples new version of their operateing system: OSX 10.5 Leopard, check em out here http://trinityrubicon.blogspot.com/2006/06/mac-os-x-105-leopard-screenshots.html
Chances are that they are faked nobody else has them that I know of but it still looks cool.
Things that annoy me...
For today's blog entry I was going to write a list of 10 things that annoy me, but then I decided that it could be used against me. For example, I hate when people pronounce my last name Fan-tee-nah!* See, now if I ever meet anybody who reads this they will approach me "Hey, Travis Fan-tee-nah!" Then I would maul them and be sent to prison and I really don't want to go to prison. Speaking of which, that is another thing that annoys me, when I get sent to prison. This has never happened but if it did it would be annoying.
AHHH I just realized that I just told you two things that annoy me! This is exactly what I was talking about, I guess I could just hit backspace a bunch of times, but I am much to lazy to do that. So I guess I just have to run the risk of meeting somebody who reads this and having to listen to them say "Fan-tee-nah" then go to prison for mauling them.
*My last name is pronounced "Fan-te-na" the other way has WAY to much inphisis on the last to syllables.
AHHH I just realized that I just told you two things that annoy me! This is exactly what I was talking about, I guess I could just hit backspace a bunch of times, but I am much to lazy to do that. So I guess I just have to run the risk of meeting somebody who reads this and having to listen to them say "Fan-tee-nah" then go to prison for mauling them.
*My last name is pronounced "Fan-te-na" the other way has WAY to much inphisis on the last to syllables.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
The 6 Fingered man.
DISCLAIMER: Before I post I would like to clarify one thing; people only have 4 fingers per hand the thumb is not considered a finger. Today, however, I will be pretending that the thumb is a finger, so in today's entry when I say I have 5 fingers per hand please don't email me and lecture me on fingers.
For some odd reason every now I count my fingers and toes, I do this to make sure that I do indeed have five, I just want to make sure. If I counted one day and found out that I had six I would go count somebody eles's and make sure they too have six.
Think about it, it would be a major break through if somebody just one day out of the blue found out "Oh the human race has six fingers per hand not five!" That person would be famous he would be on talk shows and do radio interviews! Then he would write a book "How I Discovered that People Have a Sixth Finger!" it would of cores be a runaway bestseller and they would become rich, and that is why I want to be that person.
Now If I found that I was one of the only humans on Earth to have six fingers I would most likely join Barnum and Bailey's and become a dancer which of course is completely unrelated to me having six fingers but I would still be rich and famous.
So I guess the real reason I count my fingers every few months is because I want to be rich and famous, no I am not trying to make a major scientific break through I just want riches beyond my tamest dreams and fame lots of it!
For some odd reason every now I count my fingers and toes, I do this to make sure that I do indeed have five, I just want to make sure. If I counted one day and found out that I had six I would go count somebody eles's and make sure they too have six.
Think about it, it would be a major break through if somebody just one day out of the blue found out "Oh the human race has six fingers per hand not five!" That person would be famous he would be on talk shows and do radio interviews! Then he would write a book "How I Discovered that People Have a Sixth Finger!" it would of cores be a runaway bestseller and they would become rich, and that is why I want to be that person.
Now If I found that I was one of the only humans on Earth to have six fingers I would most likely join Barnum and Bailey's and become a dancer which of course is completely unrelated to me having six fingers but I would still be rich and famous.
So I guess the real reason I count my fingers every few months is because I want to be rich and famous, no I am not trying to make a major scientific break through I just want riches beyond my tamest dreams and fame lots of it!
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Slackers!
Yeah, I know I have been slacking, it has been like 5 days since I last updated. But the good news is; I just found a song on iTunes that I have been looking for, looking for like the past 3 years!
Anyway I decided that today I would do something very extra special, but as I thought about it I could not think of anything so I decided to do nothing special for today's post.
Anyway I decided that today I would do something very extra special, but as I thought about it I could not think of anything so I decided to do nothing special for today's post.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
The Ultimate Insider!
To the untrained eye, there is no good reason why I call myself "The Ultimate Insider" but to me their is; I know that I am not actually a cool guy who bloggs, I am actually a cool guy who bloggs who can also do flips and run up walls I'm sort of a ninja spy. Ultimate refers to my ninja status and Insider refers to my Spy status. The Insider also refers to the fact that nobody really knows what I do, yet I am always seen at parties with ridiculously famous icons, and I am always seeing movies like a year before they come out and I know about all major news stores about a week before they are seen in the papers*. I don't know when it is that I am doing all this 'inside' stuff, but I like to think it's what I do when I am asleep.
*Your grandkids won't know what that is.
*Your grandkids won't know what that is.
Friday, June 09, 2006
Save the net
I don't like to get political, and I don't think of this blog as political in any way, but this is an issue that all parties are fighting for, and it's about net neutrality! Republicans Democrats everybody from all different parties is fighting for this. To find out more about keeping the internet safe from big telephone companies visit http://www.savetheinternet.com If you don't in a year this blog may no longer exist!
Hyped about RAM!
I just put in 256 more MEGs of ram!!! So naturally I am very excited! It works like a charm! I guess that's all I really have to say for now, I may write something a bit longer a bit later!
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Sliced bread
People have are always saying "Oh that's the greatest thing sense sliced bread." This expression was invented because many years ago (the way people say it seams like it was the late 1800's), people were still baking bread in there bread machines, pulling it out and eating it like savages. Then one day one guy said "Hey lets use on of these," he held up a knife and ever sense people have been cutting, or slicing bread!
The expression "That's the greatest thing sense sliced bread" has been used by many people describing many things. In fact it has been used to describe so many things, there is no longer A greatest thing, but several of them! So I have, because I am board, decided to come up with my list of the 5 greatest things sense sliced bread.
1) Buttered bread.
2) The pencil.
3) The computer.
4) Myself.
5) The Blog.
There you have it, my list of the 5 greatest things sense sliced bread.
The expression "That's the greatest thing sense sliced bread" has been used by many people describing many things. In fact it has been used to describe so many things, there is no longer A greatest thing, but several of them! So I have, because I am board, decided to come up with my list of the 5 greatest things sense sliced bread.
1) Buttered bread.
2) The pencil.
3) The computer.
4) Myself.
5) The Blog.
There you have it, my list of the 5 greatest things sense sliced bread.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Math is absurd.
This is a theory I came up with about seven or eight months ago: my theory states that Math is absurd. All math is: just some scraches on paper that people think about (lots). But think about it, if society told you ever sense you were a little baby, in desperate need of a change, that 1 + 1 = 5 it would be normal to you. Then if somebody came along and said that 1 + 1 + 2, you would laugh at them and then punch them. (When I tell people this theory that's what they do.)
Anyway I guess what I am trying to say about math and everything is, I most likely have dangerous amounts of time on my hands. This is not always a bad thing, the greatest theories were thought up by people with lots and lots of time on their hands but in my case, I'd say it's a dangerous thing. What credentials do I have to diagnose my self? I have two much time on my hands.
Another example of this problem: I kept writhing in my blog, long, long, long, after I had driven my point home.
Anyway I guess what I am trying to say about math and everything is, I most likely have dangerous amounts of time on my hands. This is not always a bad thing, the greatest theories were thought up by people with lots and lots of time on their hands but in my case, I'd say it's a dangerous thing. What credentials do I have to diagnose my self? I have two much time on my hands.
Another example of this problem: I kept writhing in my blog, long, long, long, after I had driven my point home.
Monday, June 05, 2006
Reintroducing the insider...
Ok, so as most of you can tell I lost interest in Words of the Wise a long time ago (December), So I have decided to dedicate this blog to rants, odd news, they will of course be executed with the same humor everybody has come to expect from me. Now don't get me wrong I love writing columns so I will not be killing Words of the Wise, it will still come about two times a month, every Saturday, as usual but now I will be writing lots more during the week. You may be thinking, how will writing more want to make Travis increase how many Words of the Wise columns he writes a mount, the answer is: I am a psycho.
Ok so this new plan, of writing everyday is effective as of today! What you just read is what I will be writing for today, be shore to check up tomorrow for a new rant or some odd fact that you don't care about, but can use to impress people.
Ok so this new plan, of writing everyday is effective as of today! What you just read is what I will be writing for today, be shore to check up tomorrow for a new rant or some odd fact that you don't care about, but can use to impress people.
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