Words of the Wise (April 15); Why I am Lazy

I have not written in almost a monuth, this would lead many people to think that I am a very Lazy person, this is true. But it is only one of the reasons, the other is that I keep forgetting (personally I like the lazy excuse better). So I am going to try to stop being so lazy, but this is hard because I don't even know if anybody reads this blog, if you do could you please comment?

Now if I was syndercated that would be different, I would have to meet the newspapers demands once a week every week 52 weeks a year! (Yes I know that is another excuse). But if I was syndercated I would most likely drop dead from the pressure, then I would not write any more, that would be a good way of getting out of a contract.

The best compromise is to have some old lady who used to teach 2 grade for about 90 years of her life give me a call and harangue me until I write my column. She would not actualy come to my house because then she might beat me with a ruler or something, but she would call! Every Saturday morning I would get a call from Mrs. Always Looked 100 Years Old, and she using her gravely voice and 2 grade teaching persuasion would get me to write something.

I don't have one of those and I am thankfull for it, comedy's I just have nothing to write about, like today and the day I published that one I think it was called "A Computer and an Empty Mind" or somthing like that. This type of thing is what comes out when I have nothing to say, it is just me, my computer, me, my computer, bad and boring things happen.

None of this of coarse has anything to do with why I am lazy, in fact I will most likely not even get around to talking about it.

Oh! Another way I could get around to doing this each week is to have some type of Rube Goldberg machine get me up and over to my computer, actually that's still hard for someone like me. Maybe the Rube Goldberg machine could just write "Words of the Wise each week for me! That would be great, so if anybody could make something like that I would pay you 15 bucks!

Anyway that will most likely never happen, the reason is that I don't have 15$. So I guess I will just keep sitt'en here, writing, nothing.