Words of the Wise (Mar 13); Our Solar System

Believe it or not, you are part of the solar system, our solar system, why? Because that's how it works.

Any way the Solar System is the last frontier, and unlike the Enterprise we have not explored space to it's fullest, but I have so I know all about everything that happens there. In light of the darkness of space I will be talking, this week, about our solar system.

Our Solar System is made up of about 10 planets, one star, a moon, open space, space junk, and yes politicians. I will be first touching on the Sun, now this is techicanaly impossible, because you would burn up jillions of miles before you even got close to the Sun. Any way the Sun is a big ball of fire that is way to hot to even roast marshmallows over, it also has something to do with the way plants grow.

Now for the planets, I will first be talking about the inner 4 planets, these planets are the ones that can support life and lawyers. These 4 planets are also very small in comparison to an object like Marlon Brando in his old age.

Now one of these planets is called Earth, (this is the one I do not live on) it has what is known as a 'Moon' pronounced 'Moon'. Until 1991 the Moon was thought to be only a paper moon, but in late October of 1991 DR. Van Gobermen PhD came up with the contravorsal theory that the moon was made up of Green cheese, and in 1998 Gobermen's theory was accepted as a Scientific Law!

Now for the outer planets, there are about 6 of these, Mars, Saturn, Uranus, Goofy, Pluto, and Mickey! These plants are made up of gas and mean people's hot air, nobody has ever gone to any of them for on reason, because nobody cares. So I will now be moving on to....

....Space junk pronounced 'Space Junk' space junk is mostly small rocks called asteroids (based on the popular arcade game), and parts of NASA ships, so there is realy no point in investigating Space Junk any further, because after all, it is just junk.

Part XXIV Exploring Space!

So how do we explore space? Well there is NASA, and RNASA (Russia's NASA) there are also several private space programs. There is also the little talked about ASP, Atlantis Space Program, which sadly, turned into a deep sea program when Atlantis sunk. I have also made my own space program, we believe in duck tapeing scuba parts to my body and bouncing my self into space via a trampoline. So far the TRAVIS I, TRAVIS II, TRAVIS III, TRAVIS IIV, TRAVIS IV, and TRAVIS V, have been painful failures.

So, eager young space cadets, thanks for reading and I will see you on Goofy!