Words of the Wise (Feb 4); Travis for Pres!

Wow over a month since I last posted!

Any way, politics. Politics seems to be a pretty hot topic for most writers, and not wanting to be excluded, I decided to grab the bull by the tail and pull it while it was sleeping.
I will start off by making the controversial statement; Travis Fantina should be elected president of the United States. Ok I know that you are most likely thinking; but the election is not until 2008. Truer thoughts have never been thought, but I have found a loophole. All we have to do is Impeach the guy who is in office now, then the next one, and then whoever is next, so on and so fifth. Eventually they will have impeached all the people down to a guy who lives in northwest Canada, and then they just won't impeach me!

The Travis Fantina Policies;

If I really want to be elected I will need a way to sway people over to my side so I have come up with this cleaver speech;
I am Travis Fantina, I am going to be elected president, you will vote for me! What I am going to speak on in the next few minuets is how I plan to run this country.
I will start off by passing a bill; all those who exit the rest room with out washing there hands will be sentenced with up to 90 days in the county slammer (in some states this means the death penalty). This law excludes those who 'forgot' 'where in a rush' 'don't care' 'were being removed from the washroom by gun point'.
I will also pass a cell phone talkers bill, all those who talk on cell phones in a public place for hours on end will be testing my Mars relocation program (oxygen thinks are only for those are rich). Of course you yeah you reading this you are excluded.
I also plan to clean up our parks, bulldoze slums and build a huge apartment complex for all those with out shelter! I will make cars bullet proof; I will give all workers all year off! I will fly to the mooooooooooon!


--End Speech--

So I think I could easily take office I passed two bills that don't really do anything (but you don't know that) I also said all the other stuff that candies say before the election. So remember if you are cool you will go to http://www.nufichicken.com/elect.html and print out my election poster!